GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon.